thegirldetective:

beyonceforbreakfast:

mallomallo:

gloomyteens:

gloomyteens:

when you feel your clothes fresh out of the oven

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OKAY SO I REALIZED I USED OVEN INSTEAD OF DISHWASHER BUT I KINDA FORGOT WHAT IT WAS CALLED AND USED THE NEXT BEST GUESS I COULD THINK OF

It’s called a washing machine

i think its a dryer like who would be feeling wet ass clothes

this post is a fucking train wreck

(via sanityscraps)

thatfunnyblog:

Damn. dammit. Gosh fucking D amn it
Funny Stuff you like?

thatfunnyblog:

Damn. dammit. Gosh fucking D amn it

Funny Stuff you like?

(via humortastic)

Cookies are baked, not cooked. Shouldn’t they be called bakies?

That awkward moment when you bump into someone.

someveganbitch:

catsamazing:

How to shrink your cat

I can’t stop laughing and my mom yelled at me

someveganbitch:

catsamazing:

How to shrink your cat

I can’t stop laughing and my mom yelled at me

(via a-beautiful--tragedy)

  • police: you're under arrest
  • me: no i'm not
  • police: shit
vinylisbetter:

The Facebook/Twitter reaction to the Kendrick Lamar Control verse summed up in a GIF lol

vinylisbetter:

The Facebook/Twitter reaction to the Kendrick Lamar Control verse summed up in a GIF lol

(via memewhore)